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GOP=Pathetic Old Geezers…

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

The Democrats could run Barney Frank in 2012, and we’d have our first openly gay President, as Dixie Dove puts it. And they’re right. It’s increasingly pathetic, this GOP primary season. They have NOBODY. Newt? Serial cheater who has taken millions of $$ from Fannie and Freddie? Mitt? Mr. Magic Underpants who has no personal charisma? Besides, he’s done more flip flops on political issues than Nadia Comaneci. The REST of the assembly? Santorum? Let’s remember who’s last name is the name of the more disgusting results of anal sex, thanks to Dan Savage. Bachmann? Sure, if Crazy was a political party. Cain? The Pizza Man? Sorry, still not able. Besides, after all those stories of him sexually harassing women who worked for him, he’s toast. Paul? Mr. Ayn Randian? Please. The last person I listen to when it comes to politics is a pompous ass like Andrew Sullivan-beside, Paul just hates gay and lesbian people less than the others, Andrew. He still hates us. Oh-and Rick Perry basically killed his candidacy with that anti-gay commercial. It’s pretty bad when even the American Family Association is running away from you as fast as they can because they don’t want to be seen with a virulent anti-LGBT bigot like Rick Perry.


And they’re old. Old straight, white men (even Bachmann). Yeah, that’s going to really excite the young voters of various races, colors and creeds needed for a victory for either side. Good luck, GOP. Goddess knows you need it. The longer this joke of a primary goes on, the better for President Obama. By the end of this fiasco, there won’t be anyone willing to call themselves a Republican left.

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Cain Wins Florida Straw Poll..Now You Know The GOP Is Fucked in 2012.

Saturday, September 24th, 2011

Herman Cain (not able) won the Florida Straw Poll with 37% of the vote. Reich Perry was next with 15% and then Mittens with 14%. Now you know the GOP is completely screwed when The Token Negro wins by that huge of a margin simply because he allegedly “has a plan” to get the economy going, like he was bragging at the GOP debate the other night. I smell a Saturday Night Live parody of this coming on. When someone you cannot even think of taking seriously (sorry, Herman) wins a straw poll by that large a margin, the voters are either a)desperate or b) munching on some free Godfather’s Pizza. I suspect it was the latter.

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