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That CPAC rap thing…

Saturday, February 11th, 2012

No, I’m not posting that racist piece of shit here. Those two dopey assholes yelling the N word to the only black person in the room who was walking out in disgust…just the beginning folks. By the end of the election the Republicans will probably start showing up in KKK regalia. Just a matter of time now before Romney, Gingrich, Santorum or one of their acolytes will use the N word in regards to the President. And their goose will be well and truly cooked. It’s only going to be a matter of by how big of a margin the President will be re-elected-it’s like my sister says, they do NOT know who they are dealing with.

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Iceberg? What iceberg?

Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

I swear-watching the GOP primary itself to death is a lot like watching the captain steering the Titanic before they hit that iceberg. I’ve never seen so many people so much in denial over just how fucked they are come November. Between Mitt “I’m not concerned about the very poor” Romney and Newt “The moon will be the 51st state in the Union” Gingrich, this is really shaping up to be a HUGE landslide for President Obama in November. Do you think for one minute that anyone posessing a functioning brain-including Republicans-would vote for EITHER of those two? I have much more faith in the voting public than THAT. Cue Celine Dion. THAT is how done the GOP is.

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Folks, we now have the motto for the GOP primary season thus far…

Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

Are they REALLY that clueless? Or are they working for Obama? I hate to give Zsa Zsa any clicks, but oh-what the hell. Here you go.
How ’bout a nice cup of WHAT THE FUCK?


Between the laundry list “concession” speech Newt gave about every little thing he’s “going to do” as President on his first day in office and this nice little comment from Mittens, I’m sure last night was Comedy Night at the White House. The only way Newt Gingrich is ever going to get in the White House is if he takes the tour. Romney? He’s just as unelectable as Gingrich-he’s a Mormon, after all. There is no fundamentalist Christian, nor dyed in the wool liberal who will every vote for a Mormon as President. Let’s not take that for granted, but what I’m working for is not just a landslide, but a CRUSHING landslide for the President. That way the Republicans have no choice but to kick out the Teatards. I suspect the Republicans are trying to do their own version of Obama/Hillary. There’s a bit of a difference, though. Obama and Hillary are both intelligent, articulate people who discuss those things called IDEAS. Republicans? Um, not so much.

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Fuck Mondale-who’s GOLDWATER IN 1964?

Tuesday, January 24th, 2012

THIS is why GOP assholes in Arkansas pulled that shit-they know they’re fucked!

And the road to the CRUSHING landslide that will make LBJ’s ass-whooping of Goldwater look like two kids playing pattycake has begun. Bullies resort to violent acts only when they know they’re on the losing side of things-and the GOP is on the losing side of an avalanche. And it’s only going to get WORSE. When Stephen Colbert is more of a threat to the President than either Romney or Gingrich, that’s really, really SAD. Like I said, if the GOP keeps going like this (Gingrich’s latest comment? Spanish is the language of the ghetto.) banging on the racist, sexist, homophobic drum, they will get their asses whooped in such a way that NOBODY will be able to admit they are a Republican ever again.

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Overconfident? No.

Tuesday, January 17th, 2012

I’ve read some grumping from Talking Points Memo that claims some Obama supporters are “overconfident”. That’s bullshit. If anything, we are realistic. Guys, this is the 2010 elections in California, and Mitt Romney is Meg Whitman-and Obama is Governor Jerry Brown. Meg Whitman was one of the WORST candidates in American political history. She had absolutely NO charisma, and was as stiff as a board in public. Sure, it was her first campaign, but that’s no excuse. Brown let Meg shoot her mouth off and be awkward and stiff in public all the way until a month before Election Day. He then hit Meg with his superior money and his superior politics. Poor Meg didn’t stand a chance. Obama’s going to do the same thing, but he’s going to start a lot earlier than Jerry did. And the Republicans won’t know what hit them.
All the President has to do is keep doing his job while the GOP idiots blabber on about firing “liberal” government officials and making “sodomy” illegal. Even Mittens has pandered to the Cracker Barrel in his party by saying he’d “support man-woman marriage”. Considering his past in Massachuttsets, that’s a rather stupid thing to say.
What we want is a landslide SO crushing that the Republican Party will have to get rid of the Far Right nutbags and shift back to the center. And I believe that’s what is going to happen. Am I going to sit back and think Obama’s got this? No. Why in the hell do you think I have this blog? I’m not stupid. But-I do believe we are on the right track. Watch.

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Mitt’s in deep shit, cont’d.

Saturday, January 14th, 2012

Oh, boy. First the dog and the Google bombing, now the Mormon Church’s racism. What’s next?
Mitt in Deep Shit part 2

I’m willing to bet the dog is the religious wrong and Moron Mormon racism is the Obama campaign. Mitt’s getting pounded on two fronts just like Hitler and it’ll probably end up the same way, only I doubt Mitt will shoot himself in the mouth. He’s too busy shooting himself (and getting shot) in the FOOT.

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OK, now Mitt’s in REAL trouble…

Saturday, January 14th, 2012

His Mormonism, his Mexican connection, his non-charisma and now THIS:
Mitt’s in the DOG HOUSE now!

Seems that on one of those “family trips”, Mitt was stupid enough to strap the family dog on top of their station wagon (yes, you heard me) in a crate. The poor dog then shit on itself in terror after they stopped somewhere, and the poor thing got a bath in cold water. Kinda like Huckabee’s son that liked to hang dogs for “fun”. So, some enterprising people are now Google bombing Romney the same way LGBT advocates, led by Dan Savage, did that asshole Rick Santorum. And in the same scataogical manner. As Santorum now means semen, lube and shit, Romney now means shitting on yourself in terror. What’s that they say about sociopaths and animal cruelty again?
The Teatards and religious wrong are really desperate to get rid of him, aren’t they? This tells me the Teatards will mount a third party challenge in the general election if Romney is the nominee. ;) Get that popcorn out, you guys-this is gonna get INTERESTING.

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I told you this would happen the MOMENT they found out Mitt’s father wasn’t born in the US…

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

When Birthers Attack



When MSNBC came out with that story about Mitt Romney and his Mexican connection, I said that the far right wackadoos would go fully Birther on his ass. Well, they did. Scroll down on the ABL article to see the link to this Noonan guy who’s running for President as an Independent. And note that he’s not just going after Mitt-he’s also going after Rick Santorum because his father was born in ITALY. Watch the birther issue come back to bite the Republicans in the nuts during the general election. Gee, Karma’s such a bitch.

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Mr. Romney..where’s your birth certificate? Your father wasn’t actually born here, you know.

Friday, January 6th, 2012

Oh, and it gets better than that, believe it or not. Here’s the article by Matt Tabibi for MSNBC:



Heading into the New Hampshire primary, former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney has a strong lead in the polls as he continues his effort to become the Republican nominee challenging President Obama in the fall. That would mean, of course, that the 64-year-old Romney would be closer to The White House than any Mormon ever has been.

If Romney secures the nomination, he would also be the first presidential nominee whose father was born in Mexico.

It’s a little-known fact that there’s a whole branch of Mitt Romney’s family living south of the border, including his second cousin Leighton Romney, and about 40 other relatives descended from religious pioneers who first traveled to Mexico 125 years ago. These days, the Romneys of Mexico enjoy pleasant and productive lives in two remaining settlements: Colonia Juarez and Colonia Dublan, just 175 miles south of the border.


“He’s got a great pioneer heritage starting with people that crossed the plains going from Illinois to Utah, and then on from Utah down to Mexico,” Leighton Romney told NBC’s Mike Taibbi in an interview to air Monday night on ‘Rock Center with Brian Williams.’ “So there’s a great heritage there of people that had to fight for what they believed in and for people that had to travel to different places and learn different things. I think there’s a vast amount of experience that he could draw from there.”


In his public life Mitt Romney has said and written little about his ancestors’ history in Mexico. In one oft-repeated quote he said his family left the U.S. for Mexico to escape persecution for their religious beliefs.


In fact, Romney’s great grandfather, Miles Park Romney, led that first expedition to escape not persecution but prosecution for polygamy, or what Mormons called ‘plural marriage.’ After polygamy ended, the family remained in Mexico. Mitt Romney’s father, George, was born in Colonia Dublan, one of the colonies in northern Mexico that the Romneys settled in after their arrival. His mother, Lenore LaFount Romney, was born in Utah.


When Romney’s father was five years old, the Mexican Revolution broke out and his parents moved back to the United States to avoid the violence. Mitt Romney was eventually born in Michigan. But the other branch of the family – leading down to Romney’s cousins Leighton, Mike and Meredith – stayed behind in Mexico, their numbers growing. The Romneys chose to remain in Mexico because they established good lives for themselves and their families there. Most of them are now dual-citizens.


“We certainly have a love for both countries,” adds Leighton. “I can sing both national anthems and tear up at both of them. I think that having two countries that you love and two countries that you can serve or be a beneficiary of their service is a great thing.”


The Romneys living in Mexico are well aware of their wealthy and famous relative’s popularity in the Republican primary race. They support their cousin’s candidacy and they hope that Mitt will be more open about the issue of his religion and Mexican heritage during the campaign. It’s a family history they’re proud of, despite the fact that Mitt Romney has never come to visit.



If Romney does get the Republican nod, and the media spotlight of a presidential campaign points south toward Mexico, it will probably land on many of these unknown Romney family nuggets, and on Mormonism itself, the religion shared by Mitt Romney and the cousins he doesn’t know. That part is okay with Romney’s cousins.


“We’re Christians, complete in every sense of the word. I don’t think that any candidate for any office would shy away from their religion. I think it’s something to stand up and be proud of,” Leighton said.




You thought Mitt was unelectable BEFORE? No fundamentalist Christian will vote for a Mormon to be President, so that’s bad enough..but his father was born in MEXICO? With the Tea Party raising hell over immigration, and over Obama’s ancestry, do you REALLY think they will vote for Mitt NOW? Who the hell vetted this guy-or DID THEY? It wouldn’t have taken two seconds on Google to find out part of Mitt’s family was not born here. I wonder if the birthers are going to ask Mitt for HIS birth certificate like they’ve been “asking” for Obama’s. This is hot and cold running hypocrisy on the part of the GOP, and I’m certain Obama’s going to nail them in the nuts with it.

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